1、别人都在假装正经，我只好假装不正经。
1. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend to be not.
2、有的时候已经很努力了，但结果却是个屁。
2. Sometimes I have worked hard, but it turns out to be a fart.
3、在你葬礼放DJ，站在你坟头唱“你快回”
3. Put DJ at your funeral, stand at your grave and sing "come back"
4、又到了你洗个澡，家里人都以为你死在浴室里的季节了。
4. It's time for you to take a bath again. Everyone at home thinks you're dead in the bathroom.
5、喜爱戳我痛处的人，你是B 嘴刺挠么？
5. Those who like to poke at my pain, are you B's mouth pricking?
6、为什么越靠北方地区的人性格越直接？天寒地冻的，谁有时间跟你磨叽？
6. Why is the character more direct in the north? It's freezing. Who has time to grind with you?
7、天冷了不要给我发添衣信息真心爱我的请把钱打到我的支付宝有钱了才能添衣。
7, it's getting cold. Don't give me any information about clothes. Please love me. Please beat the money to my Alipay.
8、做一个有质感的女孩：读书旅游 早睡早起 美丽典雅 自强独立
8. Be a girl with texture: study, travel, go to bed early, get up early, beautiful, elegant and independent
9、天冷了能让你把冰凉的手放进他后背的肯定是真爱。
9. It must be true love that can let you put your cold hand on his back when it's cold.
10、活着的时候开心点，因为我们要死很久
10. Be happy when you're alive, because we're going to die a long time
11、女朋友发了一张自拍，很快又撤回了。我说：我刚才看见流星了。她说：什么意思？我说：那是转瞬即逝的美。 2.女人这一生会爱上不同的男人。或因外表。因内涵。因多金。而男人，从爱上那个让自己一败涂地的女人后。审美，兴趣。口味。一切都在潜移默化的改变...
11. My girlfriend sent out a selfie and soon withdrew it. I said: I saw a meteor just now. She said: what do you mean? I said: it is fleeting beauty. 2. Women will fall in love with different men in this life. Or because of appearance. Because of its connotation. Because of gold. And the man, from fall in love with the woman that let oneself fail. Aesthetic, interest. Flavor. Everything is changing imperceptibly
12、不倒翁虽然不会摔倒，但也因此不会前进一步。
12. Although the tumbler can't fall, it can't move forward.
13、旅游完回来发现水土不服，就把水土揍了一顿。
13. When I came back from the tour, I found that the water and the soil were not satisfied, so I beat them up.
14、十一旅游快乐无限，出门一定注意安全，提前看好出游路线，车次站点做好记载，提前买票省得错过时间，日常生活用品一定带全，祝旅途愉快!
14. 11. Unlimited happiness in travel. Be sure to pay attention to safety when going out. Be optimistic about the travel route in advance. Record the bus number at the station. Buy tickets in advance to save time. Bring all daily necessities. Have a good trip!
15、小时候，理想比天高，长大后，现实却残酷;小时候，憧憬美梦成，长大后，面对前途奋;小时候，玩耍最重要，长大后，努力才是真。愿朋友保持单纯的童心去工作、生活，实现自己童年的美梦!
15. When I was a child, my ideal was higher than the sky. When I grew up, the reality was cruel. When I was a child, I dreamed of a dream. When I grew up, I faced the future. When I was a child, playing was the most important thing. When I grew up, I worked hard. I wish my friends to keep their childlike innocence to work and live and realize their childhood dreams!
16、走向最远的方向哪怕前路迷茫;抱着最大的希望哪怕山穷水尽;坚持最强的意志哪怕刀山火海;做好最坏的打算哪怕从头再来。
16. Go to the farthest direction even if the road ahead is lost; hold the greatest hope even if the mountain is exhausted; adhere to the strongest will even if the mountain is in flames; do the worst plan even if you start again.
17、爱你不会痛，因为左心室太厚、
17. Love you will not hurt, because the left ventricle is too thick
18、所有故事都有结局，该来的来该去的去。人之所以活得累，是因为撕不开面子，解不开结子。微笑面对生活，让每个结局都变成新的开始。
18. All stories have endings. The one who should come, the one who should go. The reason why people live tired is that they can't tear off their faces and untie their knots. Smile to face life, let each ending become a new beginning.
19、做一个有质感的女孩：读书旅游，早睡早起；美丽典雅，自强独立。
19. To be a girl with texture: reading, traveling, going to bed early and getting up early; beautiful, elegant and independent.
20、据说，五一最快乐的不是三天小长假，而是长假后只上两天班又可以休个周末!
20. It is said that the happiest thing in May Day is not the three-day long holiday, but the two-day shift after the long holiday and the weekend!
21、有时候，最适合你的人恰恰是你最没有想到的人
21. Sometimes, the most suitable person for you is the one you don't think of
22、有时候太萌不知道怎样开口才能不迷倒你 所以不和你说话。 二、做人真累 一帅就帅了十几年。 三、只有天空是没有人会抢走的，只要我抬起头他就会一直陪着我 四、如果爱情注定是一部苦情戏。那我只能祈祷，他的结局是好的。 五、你不理我时抑郁到想进理发...
22. Sometimes I'm too cute to know how to open my mouth so I don't confuse you. 2、 It's tiring to be a handsome man for more than ten years. 3、 Only the sky is no one will steal, as long as I look up he will always accompany me four, if love is doomed to be a bitter drama. Then I can only pray, his ending is good. 5、 When you ignore me, you are so depressed that you want to get a haircut
23、犹叹当年小蛮腰，看今朝，空余恨，一身五花膘。
23. I still sigh that I was a little man in those days. Look at the present time, I hate my spare time. I am covered with five flower fat.
24、纯洁的冬天悄然流逝，多变的永远是天气，不变的永远是心情！
24. The pure winter passes quietly. The changeable weather is always the weather, and the unchanging mood is always the mood!
25、我男神是老坛酸菜牛肉面，他有23亿粉丝，而且没人黑他，这才是当明星的最高境界，你们男神有吗! 二、你再怎么好也不可能十全十美, 我再怎么不好也算独一无二。 三、只有在你最落魄时，才会知道谁是为你担心的笨蛋，谁是形同陌路的混蛋。 四、男人有了烟...
25. My God is laotan pickled vegetable and beef noodles. He has 2.3 billion fans, and no one is blacking him. That's the highest level of being a star. Do you have a God? 2. No matter how good you are, you can't be perfect. I'm unique no matter how bad I am. 3、 Only when you are at the bottom of your soul can you know who is the fool you are worried about and who is a stranger. 4、 Men have cigarettes
26、这个冬天很冷，你们有人取暖，我自己插口袋。
26. It's cold this winter. Some of you are warm. I'll put my own pocket in.
